Guided By Voices (GBV) making their first
appearance on this blog feels like one of the greatest crimes of the blogs sixteen‑year
existence— the kind of crime that would get you banned from Discogs forums and
quietly judged at every record show within a 200‑mile radius. Sure, there were the lean years — the
stretches where the drive sputtered out of me, or when some malicious link (scamming
bastages, every one of them- may their styluses forever mistrack) hijacked the
blog and turned it into a digital haunted house. But still… GBV deserved better
from me.
My love affair with them started back when I
lived in Denver. My friend Craig was a Scat Mail Order zealot — the kind of guy
who bought everything
they touched, possibly including packing slips and air from the warehouse. When
Scat signed GBV, they still had quantities of the early records lying around,
and Craig scooped them all up like a man preparing for a future where vinyl
becomes currency and only the righteous survive. Then he did the noble thing:
he shared them with me.
I, meanwhile, was broke. Not “I’ll wait for
payday” broke — I was “I’m choosing between ramen and gas money, and ramen is
winning” broke. So, I didn’t buy my own copies. Craig had an original Propeller,
and I could’ve had one too. If I’d known what that record would someday be
worth, I would’ve sold plasma, furniture, and possibly a distant relative to
get it.
From Vampires on Titus onward, though, I’ve been there — buying the albums, the 45s, the EPs, the releases that appear without warning like Pollard woke up from a dream and said, “Yes, the world needs another 7-inch with a photocopied sleeve and hooks that could catch a whale.” The catalog is staggering, a labyrinth of hooks, fragments, and melodies that sound like they were recorded in a basement, a garage, and a broom closet simultaneously. And Robert Pollard remains the King of Rock in a realm where the King is somehow still unknown to the masses — which honestly feels perfect. If he ever did become mainstream, half the collectors would immediately panic‑sell their entire GBV section out of sheer identity crisis.




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