I woke up feeling like my body spent the night doing community theater instead of sleeping — lots of dramatic tossing, zero actual rest. Cooper and I took a short walk because the sky is apparently planning a water‑based assault, and then I took one of those unsatisfying showers where the water hits you like, “I’m doing my best,” and you’re like, “No you’re not.”
Now I’m sitting here, slowly sipping coffee like it’s a fragile emotional support beverage, staring at the day and wondering what heroic nonsense I’m going to accomplish. Eventually I realized I should probably just close my eyes, breathe deeply, and thank God for the day — because the week was long, the work was real, and somehow I still made it through without spontaneously combusting.
And then… ah yes… Saturday record hunting, the sacred ritual. It’s been a hot minute since I’ve done the full‑tilt vinyl safari instead of the “do laundry, hit two yard sales, call it a day” version. As much as I would love to, it won't happen today. But the mail did bring offerings — offerings packaged by people who apparently think records are made of flexible hopes and dreams instead of fragile cardboard and grooves.
One seller packed 12" singles in a box too small for physics, diagonally, like he was trying to smuggle them across the border in a geometry puzzle. Naturally the box arrived crushed, corners bent, and my soul briefly left my body. He’s sending a partial refund, but he has absolutely lost a customer. If that’s how he treats the vinyls — (ha ha, I tossed that in purely to antagonize the record‑collecting purists, and have a least one of you start vibrating like a tuning fork possessed by a mischievous ghost by my casually calling them the vinyls, as if I’ve committed a war crime against analog media)
But hey, small victories: the records weren’t completely obliterated, and that’s worth celebrating. So let’s enjoy a garage rarity by the Stillroven — or as Word autocorrect tried to rename them, Still Oven, which honestly sounds like a band that only plays songs about casseroles and emotional burnout.
This one came courtesy of my friend Jesse, who I really should text soon because we haven’t chatted much lately. And nothing says “I’m thinking of you” like sending someone a link to a band called Still Oven.



















