Friday, June 26, 2026

Mike & The Censations – Don't Mess With Me / There Is Nothing I Can Do About It

Friday Soul means the weekend is within sniffing distance. I’m a creature of habit—borderline professionally so. Certain days demand certain posts (Friday Soul being sacred ground), just like my mornings follow a script so predictable it could be syndicated.

At 4:45 a.m., the coffee pot fires up like a starter pistol. Somehow my sleeping brain hears it and says, “Alright, champ, let’s go suffer productively.” Next thing I know, my feet hit the floor.

I attempt some stretching—which is less “graceful yoga” and more “rusty robot trying not to fall apart.” Shoulders creak, neck protests, dignity questionable.

Enter Super Cooper, the Wonder Dog, who may or may not emerge from under the bed like a furry cryptid (long story for another exposé). I get dressed, pour coffee into the travel mug like it’s life-support fluid, grab his collar, and out we go.

We are lit up like a Christmas tree—because I’m fairly certain those early-morning drivers would love to add “human hood ornament” to their morning commute highlights.

We stick to our standard one-hour loop, because heaven forbid we introduce chaos. Weekends? Oh, we really let loose—we walk on campus. That’s right. Living on the edge.

Toward the end of the walk, we pass a thrift store with a security camera that chirps, “Hi, you are being recorded.” Every. Single. Morning. At this point, I assume there’s a highlight reel somewhere titled “Man Walks Dog: An Intimate Study of His Backside.”

Once a week, I’ll grab the free local paper and sit on the library bench like a retiree who accidentally wandered into my own life early. I read about the town’s latest financial “situation.” It’s not reassuring to know the people in charge are just as confused as the rest of us—fantastic B.S. all around.

Back home, I handle breakfast duties for Super Cooper and his feline overlords (let’s be honest about the hierarchy).  Then it’s shower time, where hot water bravely attempts (heroically, but with mixed results) to reverse decades of poor posture and questionable decisions.

Finally, upstairs to wrap up the blog post. I usually stay a week ahead—unless technology decides to remind me who’s really in charge (looking at you, last weekend). So yes, we’re currently in catch-up mode, population: me.

Alright, enough about my wildly thrilling, edge-of-your-seat existence—let’s get to the real reason we’re here…

The tunes.

I picked this up in Colorado Springs in March and all I can say is I’ve got a nose for these things. Sometimes you just know—and this one practically waved at me and said, “Hey dummy, buy me. You’ll thank me later.”

And I did. Oh, I did, and wow… did it deliver.

The tracks are smooth. Not just smooth—dangerously smooth. The kind of smooth that sneaks up on you and suddenly you’re nodding your head like you’ve got somewhere important to be.

1967? Absolute monster year! And this record? Criminally underexposed. Somehow flew under the radar—which feels like a personal insult now. The A-side has everything—horns that punch just right, a bass line that refuses to behave, guitar that knows exactly when to step in, and vocals so good they should come with a warning label. Background vocals? Just casually perfect, hanging in like they own real estate there.

Flip it over, and the B-side changes gears—slower, cooler, more deliberate. Same top-tier production, but now everything takes its time. The background vocals step forward like, “Yeah, we’ve been waiting for this moment.”

Flawless. Both sides.

I don’t remember exactly what happened the first time I dropped the needle—but I’m fairly confident it involved some ill-advised dancing, questionable rhythm, and a complete loss of self-awareness.  The kind of dancing that would end friendships if witnessed.

Not my finest visual moment.

But hey—it was my party…

…and this 45 absolutely stole the show.



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